The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
SOME CLOWN TOOK MY GLOW PLUG BATTERY
FUNNY YOU WOULD SAY THAT... LOOK BEHIND YOU
MY HUSBAND HAS A RADIO CONTROLLED AIRPLANE, CAR, AND BOAT... WHAT'S NEXT
NOW GET THIS. MINE HAS A RADIO CONTROLLED YO-YO
IS THAT YOU?
IT'S ME!
HEY CARL... I FOUND YOUR AIRPLANE
DON... IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE
CLAUDE... WHY DO YOU FLY WITH SO MUCH UP TRIM?
I FEEL BETTER WHEN IT'S CLIMBING
THAT DOES IT. I'M NEVER GONNA FLY AGAIN
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?
YES THAT'S THE WAY I ALWAYS LAND... SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA KNOW?
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
