The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN LEARNING TO FLY?
I WISH I COULD BUT MY EYESIGHT IS NOT THAT GOOD ANYMORE
THAT'S OK.. THE WAY WE FLY NO ONE WILL NOTICE
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN
WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET STARTED WITH A MODEL?
I'D SAY TAKE HER OUT TO DINNER
WHY DON'T YOU TAKEOFF JOHN?
I WILL WHEN THOSE COWS GET OFF THE RUNWAY
DO YOU KNOW MODEL AIRPLANES ARE THE KEY TO HEALTH AND HAPPINESS?
WHO TOLD HIM THAT?
THE ACADEMY OF MODEL AERONAUTICS
WELL.. HOW MANY FLIGHTS DID YOU GET?
ABOUT 1/3RD OF ONE FLIGHT
WELL.. YOU THINK I'M READY?
YES.. BUT I WOULDN'T FLY OVER ANYTHING EXPENSIVE
THEY SAID YOU CAN COME IN AND LOOK FOR YOUR AIRPLANE IF YOU'LL TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST
ASK'EM IF I COULD JUST TAKE OFF MY HAT
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
