The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
"How's my flying? Call the AMA"
"Say... did I tell you fellas about the inverted figure-8 that I did today?"
"Yes Claude... only about 50 times"
"Wilmer... why do you wipe the oil off your airplane before you fly?"
"So I won't have to wipe off the little pieces after I fly"
"John you should do something positive everyday"
"OK... I'll go fly"
"Alice... I guess you have noticed how well prepared I am when I come to the field"
"I have plenty of fuel, charged batteries, spare props, extra glow plugs, hot glue... I always bring everything I will need"
"Did you bring a broom?"
"Pilot error!"
"Don't say that Carl... that's embarrassing. Tell your friends it was interference"
"He can't... he's used that one too much already"
"What I really need is a card for a full grown man that has lost his little airplane"
GREETING CARDS
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
