The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
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"You landed in the weeds."
"Why not... that's where everybody else lands."
"What's this stuff on my wheels?"
"Frank... you've got to remember we are flying in a cow pasture."
"Does Claude get nervous when he flies?"
"No... but he makes everybody else nervous."
"Pete... why don't you go for an R/C car?"
"I tried that once but I ran it off a cliff."
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"John... I don't think that's the way they do it."
"It's the only way I can get in a complete flight."
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
