The Microhenrys by Ed Henry
He can go home now Howard... I've got enough for America's funniest home movies
Don't worry about it Jacque... In a couple of years everyone will have forgotten you crashed
Sometimes life can be tiresome... All week we get up and go to work... work... work
Yes. Monday through Friday can be a real drain
But Saturdays are totally terrific
Claude... Have you ever thought how you will leave your mark in this world?
Yes... Every time I land I leave a mark in the ground
Now with which do you have a problem? 1... Your takeoff 2... Your flying or 3... Your landing
1, 2, and 3
You know Don... A knife-edge loop is the hardest thing in the world to do
I guess he's never tried to give a cat a bath
You un-did it
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
