The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
MY AIRPLANE FLEW AWAY
YOU CAN SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO, HON
SIR... YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN CLIMBING TREES ALL DAY LOOKING FOR YOUR MODEL AIRPLANE?
NO... I'M TARZAN
ME JANE
I CAN'T FLY TODAY... MY AIRPLANE IS FULL OF WATER
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A FLOAT PLANE, JACQUIE
I DON'T... MY WATER BED BROKE LAST NIGHT
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Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
