The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
FEB 2002
RULE NUMBER ONE: ALWAYS TAKE A PHOTO OF A NEW AIRPLANE BEFORE THE FIRST FLIGHT
"I GOT THIS ONE BACK IN '88" "THIS ONE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS" "I HAVE 'EM ON BOTH HANDS"
"CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT... THEY ARE COMPARING PROPELLER SCARS"
"FRANCES... DID ED PUT HIS MODEL AVIATION HALL-OF-FAME PATCH ON ALL HIS SHIRTS AND JACKETS?" "YES... HE EVEN PUT ONE ON HIS PAJAMAS"
"GEORGE... I THINK YOU'RE TAIL HEAVY" "I KNOW... I'M GOING ON A DIET NEXT WEEK"
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
