The Microhenrys
by Ed Henry
"John... do you have nervous hands?"
"Yes I do... and also my stomach is nervous ... my kidneys are nervous ... everything I have is nervous"
"Look daddy... I cut off a wire that was hanging from your airplane"
"Good grief ... my antenna!"
INSTRUCTOR
"Ed likes your e-mails ... keep 'em coming"
"Me too!"
"Nadine... why is Warner yelling at that tree?"
"The tree won't let go of his airplane"
Transcribed from original scans by AI. Minor OCR errors may remain.
